I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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