People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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