If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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