whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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