school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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