Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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