just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
she peed on how many people?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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