best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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