I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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