Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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