My brain says no but my pants say off.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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