That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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