Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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