Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
