im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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