I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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