to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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