Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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