Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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