quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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