Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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