I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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