Do you still have your period?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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