So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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