I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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