the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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