I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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