you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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