Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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