Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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