My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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