Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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