Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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