Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude i'm inner monologue high
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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