How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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