you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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