ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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