if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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