He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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