ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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