hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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