More tranny stories later!
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
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