i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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