this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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