Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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