they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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