Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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