Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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