$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
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