wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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