So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize