the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Mom said you looked used
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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