last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
We left the knife in your bed.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Randomize
