you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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