i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am naked and annoyed.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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