Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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