Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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