R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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