Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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