thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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