your thong is hanging out like whoa
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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